EDIT: DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN READ MY JOURNAL? o_o
JAY QUOTES. Because Bush and J* are over-rated like Gerard Way needs a nose job and Marissa Festa's had three of 'em. JADE PUGET HAS A PLASTIC GIRLFRIEND!

Anywho...

"I watch tennis because it sounds like they're having an orgy."

"I think football is a game for people with no brains. smart people just don't get it... I just insulted my dad. Oops."

"Don't stick your penis in a bun and ask somebody if they want to sample your meaty veggie sausage."

"I imagine all 3 boys banging the table and making those 'woo woo woo' sounds, and then Davey walks by all O.o"

Me: "God!"

Jay: "Yes, my child?"

"My mind is a dirty thing."

"I'm soberly drunk... DRUNK ON AIR 8D"

"No orgasming in my general vicinity without a permit, please."

"Oral Sex? Sorry, I'm VEGAN. I don't eat meat!"

"If I were stranded on a desert island, I'd swim out into the water and eat seaweed because I'm genius like that."

"Spread my wisdom, not my legs!"

"Stupid trees, sprouting in front of ADD-challenged drivers ;-;"